You know what? Maybe you are a bad friend. You leave people on read. You cancel plans with the same excuse every time. You offer emotional support like: “Damn, that sucks. Want fries?” But you know what else?
You’re still the one everyone calls when stuff hits the fan. You’re real. And that’s rarer than being “nice.”
Enter the Badfriends Hoodie — for the gloriously unhinged, slightly unreliable, deeply loyal human disasters we love (and are).
What Exactly Is a Badfriend?
Let’s clear something up. This hoodie isn’t about being a terrible person. It’s not for people who ghost their friends for fun or borrow your charger and never return it (okay… maybe it is). But mostly, it’s about being real — even when that means you’re kinda messy.
It’s for:
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The emotionally unavailable friend who will defend you in the group chat
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The one who never shows up on time but always shows up when it matters
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The person who talks trash to your face, because lying is exhausting
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The friend who’s a little bit chaotic, a little bit dramatic, but also your emergency contact
You’re not toxic. You’re just ✨selectively supportive✨.
The Look: Chaos Meets Comfort
This hoodie is a walking contradiction — just like you. Oversized, slouchy, and made to feel like your ex’s hoodie (but with zero emotional damage attached).
Features:
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Minimal front logo: badfriend. — lowercase because we’re chill like that
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Loud back print (varies by drop):
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“Emotionally Unavailable, but I’ll Die for You”
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“I Cancel Plans Out of Love”
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“Barely Texts Back, Deeply Loyal”
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Pick your poison. Or collect all the drops and build your own closet of chaos.
Color Options:
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Void Black – for when you’re mentally offline
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Hangover Grey – self-explanatory
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Muted Olive – for your fake “getting it together” era
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Panic Beige – for when you’re not okay but look aesthetic
Quality That Matches Your Vibes
Sure, your attention span is short — but this hoodie’s lifespan isn’t.
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Heavyweight cotton blend (so you feel hugged, not judged)
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Soft fleece interior (like therapy, but cheaper)
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Oversized fit (because pants are a scam)
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Kangaroo pocket (perfect for holding snacks, bad decisions, and your phone you’re ignoring)
You’ll wear it to brunch, the club, therapy, ghosting plans — the hoodie’s versatile. You? Not so much.
Who’s This Hoodie For?
Let’s be honest, if you’ve read this far, you already know it’s for you.
The Badfriend Hoodie is for people who:
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Say “LMFAO” instead of offering real advice
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Forget birthdays but remember every detail of your last breakup
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Make plans but immediately regret it
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Send memes as emotional support
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Don’t know how to say “I love you” so they insult you lovingly
You’re not heartless. You just show affection like a sitcom character from the early 2000s. And we love that for you.
Not for Everyone. Just the Real Ones.
Let the fake friends have their matching necklaces and overly filtered photos. This hoodie is for the ones who show up with iced coffee, gossip, and questionable coping mechanisms.
Each drop is limited, like your social battery. No restocks. No second chances. Just one hoodie to carry you through your bad decisions and questionable texting habits.
This isn’t fast fashion. It’s slow, chaotic, emotionally confusing fashion. Like your love life.
Final Words (Before We Flake on Plans)
Being a bad friend doesn’t mean you don’t care. It means you:
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Care weirdly
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Express love through dark humor and emotional detachment
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Disappear sometimes but always come back with fries, memes, and a mildly concerned “u good?”
The Badfriend Hoodie says: “I might suck at replying, but I’ll fight your ex, hide your body, and Venmo you $12 for snacks without asking.”
It’s not about being perfect. It’s about being loyal in your own weird way.
So pull on the hoodie. Ditch the guilt. Own your chaos.
And text your friends back. (Eventually.)
#BadfriendHoodie
Because we all need one friend who’s emotionally unavailable, weirdly loyal, and dressed better than everyone else.
